Alright, so alas, I have finished the last Harry Potter novel.
I will not spoil it for anyone but it was quite sad saying goodbye to Harry. As the days led up to the release of the book, my thirst for Harry was almost incessant. I became obsessed with checking MuggleNet, my favorite website, for more theories and facts about Harry's Wizarding World.
Ila refers to this information as "Muggle Porn"
Muggles are the name given to non-wizarding people, for those of you who don't read the series.
Anyways, I thought it was worth mentioning in the blog.
And another small side note, Ila's new favorite thing at the beach is to compare boobs with other girls. There are many topless Spaniards and other Euros and she will spy on them and comment on their diversity. But today, she wanted me to spy on a girl and see if theirs looked the same. I drew the line. I am not a personal boob-spyer.
Also at the beach as I mentioned before, we saw the Beach Whale. Well, today I will give her another name... The Calabaza with Legs. Calabaza is Spanish for Pumpkin.
Literally, she stood up today, weighing in at roughly 450 pounds (210 kilos), Topless, and rubbing oil all over her flubbery tan body.
ICK!
I couldn't stop myself from staring. She was monstrous. I don't know what possesses someone like that, clearly morbidly obese, clearly not beach material, clearly older enough to be in AARP, to strip down to only a muu muu for butts. Literally, her suit was fabric, stretched to the max, and it was pulled down to reveal enormous boobs. Thankfully, she turned out to sea when she was oiling up her front side. I can only hope no one was taking a picture from the cruise boat sailing by.
Oy vey.
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